latest funny sms, jokes collection in hindi

Latest funny jokes 

1. जब से मोबाइल में हनुमान चालीसा डाउनलोड किया है

तब2 से तुम्हारा कॉल आना बंद हो गया है। 👋

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.😂😂😂😂 सच ही कहते है

भुत पिशाज निकट नही आये

महावीर जब नाम सुनाये।😂😂😂😂😂

2.

1000 लड़कियों में से 600 कोमा में चली गक्योंकि किसी बैकूफ ने अफवाह फलाई की GST मतलब

गर्ल selfie tax😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

3.

क्या आपके सात कभी ऐसा हुआ हुआ है

😅😅😅😅

Selfie लेने के लिए phone निकाला और

और अपनी शकल देख कर

लेने का मन नहीं करा😂😂😂😂😂😃

4.

ठन्डे ठन्डे पानी से नहाना चाइये

😂😂😂😂

जो हमसे जले उसे

जलना चाइये

5.

you are simply an annimal

cute like panda

sweet like dolphin

faithful like a dog

and hark work like donkey

no doubt you are my good friends

6.

friend : bhai meri or meri GF ki shdi ho rahai hai

second friend:  areey waah great kab ho rahai hai

friend: Meri 20 june ko uski 20 July ko

7

today at the bank,an

old lady asked me to

help to check balance

so i pushed her over

8

a man walk into a zoo

 the only animal in

the entire zoo is a dog

its a sitzu

9.

mai tho AC ki hava khane atm jata tha

or vo pagli pasio vala samaj kar seith ho gayi funny sms

10

father: tumne gadha or ullu dekha hai

son: ha

father: tumhari shakal unn dono ki tarah hai

son: par papa, mummy tho kheti hai , mei apke jasia dikta hu

11

husand: fir baingan

tumhe malum nahi ,jayda baingan khane se admi agle janm me gadha banta hai

wife: yaha baat tho tumhe  pichle janm me sochni chiyea thi

funny sms

12

pappu: school me gadha lekar aya

teacher:yeh gadha kyu lekar aye ho

pappu: aap hi tho khetai hai ki maine bade bade gadho ko  insaan banaya hai

            tho maine socha ki iska bhi bhala ho jaye

13 teacher:usnai kapde  dhoye or usse kapade dhone pade  

 inn dono vakyo me antar batayo

          pappu: sir, phelai vaykya se vyakti ke  avivahit hone or dusre se uske vivahit hone ka pata                        chalta hai 

14. teacher: pappu, ABC sunhayo

      pappu : ABC

teacher . good, or sunhayo 

pappu: or sab badia, aap batayo

15 teacher: pappu ek story sunhayo siksha ke saath 

    pappu: maine apni gf ko phone kia vo soo rahai thi , fir usnai mujhe phone kia mei soo raha tha

  shikha: jaise karni vaise bharni

16  teacher: bhootkal-vartaman kaal or bhavishakaal ka ek example mei deti hu ek tum dena:mei sundar thi,sundar hu, sundar rahungi............

 golu: apko vaham tha , vaham hai , vaham hi rahega

17 agar chai peene se rang  kala hai tho 

 na peena sei kaun se hum  angrej jaise gore ho jate hai

18. sardarji was ased what is an adult joke?

     reply came any joke which is 18 year old

19 an old man had eight hair on his head.

he went to a barber shop 

barber in  anger asked

shall i cut or count ?

old man smiled and said:

"colour it"

life is to enjoy with whatever 

you have with you,

20  phone tho nokia 3310 tha yar , 

saale ko vibration mode pe kar ke agar table par khada  kar do tho....

nachta hua paas aa jata hai

21 aaj ka gyan:

musibate unka rasta kabhi nahi rok sakti jine.

socks ke ilastic dheela hone par unmei  rubberband laga kar

3-4 mahine or chalane ki kla ati ho..

22  "aaj ka gyan"

 jab papa ka matka bhar jaye tho 

matka hatakar drum laga dena chahiye 

sudharna tho hai nhi

23"aaj ka gyan"

jindgi bas do din ki hai...

ek tho shanivar or ravivar...

baki din tho esa lagta hai ki jaleel hone ke liye paida hua hai

24  pappu adha kilo jalebi khake bina paise diye jane laga;

dukandar:oh bhai paise?

                               pappu:nahi hai

dukandar ne usse kut diya

vo uthkar kapde saf karte hue bola

bhaiya issi bhav me ek kilo

        or tol do